Can Elijah fire mommy?

Elijah always wants to be in charge. Now that is not good when you are 5, because he is hardly ever in charge. Today he wanted to throw a toy at Jacob I told him no. Well he made a bad choice and had a punishment of no toys for the rest of the day. He went on to tell me that I was fired. With a smile I explained only God could fire me. Elijah told me he would talk to God. I have not heard the outcome but I do not think I am going anywhere, but my resume is ready just in case. You have to love the reasoning skills if a 5 year old.